•Venison
for dinner
again?
Oh deer!
•How
does Moses
make
tea?
Hebrews it.
•England
has no kidney
bank, but it
does have a
Liverpool.
•I
tried to catch
some fog, but
I mist.
•They
told me I had
type-A blood,
but it was a
Typo.
•I
changed my
iPod's name to
Titanic.
It's syncing
now.
•Jokes
about German
sausage are
the wurst.
•I
know a guy
addicted to
brake fluid -
he says he can
stop any time.
•I
stayed up all
night to see
where the sun
went, then it
dawned on me.
•This
girl said she
recognized me
from the
vegetarian
club, but I'd
never met
herbivore.
•When
chemists die,
they barium.
•I'm
reading a book
about
anti-gravity.
I just can't
put it down.
•I did
a theatrical
performance
about
puns.
It was a play
on words.
•Why
were the
Indians here
first?
They had
reservations.
•Did
you hear about
the cross-eyed
teacher who
lost her job
because
she
couldn't
control her
pupils?
•When
you get a
bladder
infection,
urine trouble.
•Broken
pencils are
pointless.
•What
do you call a
dinosaur with
an extensive
vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
•I
dropped out of
communism
class because
of lousy Marx.
•I got
a job at a
bakery because
I kneaded
dough.
•Velcro
is a big rip
off!
•Don’t
worry about
old age; it
doesn’t last.