My-Self-Isolation-Quarantine-Diary

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

▪ Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
▪ Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
▪ Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
▪ Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
▪ Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

▪ Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
▪ Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
▪ Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
▪ Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

▪ Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
▪ Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
▪ Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
▪ Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
▪ Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
▪ Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

My best day was 9