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KULULA AIRLINES: Africa with only 10 planes but is noted for its humor
Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Check out their new livery!
And get a kick out of the comments at the end of the photos.
Notice the labeling on the planes.
COMMENTS FROM PASSENGERS:
WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY.
WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want)
passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant
announced, "People, people, we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat
and get in it!"
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On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down
the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your
flight attendants."
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On landing, the stewardess said,
"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything,
please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this
airplane."
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"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport, a lone voice came
over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo, a flight
attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead
compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as heck everything has shifted."
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>From a Kulula employee:
"Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the
metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight.
It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one,
you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
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"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling.
Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.
If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting
with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."
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"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to
have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your
money, more than Kulula Airlines."
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"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water
landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
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"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left
behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave
children nor spouses."
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And from the pilot during his welcome message:
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight
attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
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Heard on Kulula 2 55 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town :
The flight attendant came on the intercom and said,"That was quite a bump and
I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's
fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it
was the asphalt."
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Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town, on a particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing, the Flight Attendant said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with
your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:
"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship
into the runway really hard.
The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while
the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline". He
said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers
in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.
Finally everyone had got off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.
She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"
"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
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