With all the
turmoil in the market
today this might be some
good advice. For all of
you with any money left,
be aware of the next
expected mergers so that
you can get in on the
ground floor and make some
BIG bucks.
Watch for these
consolidations later on this
year:
1.) Hale Business Systems,
Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R. Grace Co.
will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner
Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and
become: Poly, Warner
Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with
Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing,
Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and
become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to
join its competitor, UPS,
and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics
and Honeywell Computers will
become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker
Pants are expected to
become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and
the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW.
And
finally...
9.) Victoria's Secret and
Smith & Wesson will
merge under the new
name:
TittyTittyBangBang.