I
was a very
happy
man.
My wonderful
girlfriend and
I had been
dating
for over a
year.
So we decided
to get
married.
There
was only one
little thing
bothering me.
It
was her
beautiful
younger
sister, Sofia.
My
prospective
sister-in-law
was
twenty-two,
wore very
tight mini
skirts,
and generally
was bra-less.
She
would
regularly bend
down when she
was near
me.
I always got
more
than a nice
view.
It
had to be
deliberate.
She never did
it around
anyone else.
One
day she called
me and asked
me to come
over.
'To check my
Sister's
wedding-
invitations'
she said.
She
was alone when
I
arrived.
She whispered
to me that she
had
feelings
and desires
for me.
She couldn't
overcome them
anymore.
She
told me that
she wanted me
just once
before I got
married.
She
said
"Before you
commit your
life to my
sister".
Well,
I was in total
shock, and I
couldn't say a
word.
She said, "I'm
going
upstairs to my
bedroom" she
said,
"if you want
one last wild
fling,
just come up
and have me".
I
was stunned
and frozen in
shock as I
watched her go
up the stairs.
I
stood there
for a
moment.
Then turned
and made a
bee-line
straight
to
the front
door.
I opened the
door, and
headed
straight
towards my
car.
Lord
and behold, my
fiancé's
entire family
was standing
outside, all
clapping
and cheering!
With
tears in his
eyes, my
future
father-in-law
hugged
me.
He said,
'Frankie,
we are very
happy that you
have passed
our little
test. We
couldn't
ask for a
better man for
our
daughter.
Welcome to the
family
my
son.'
And
the moral of
this story is: